My dad v/s my grandpa
Dad: Pappa, there’s a new thing shaped like a box, and it talks to you. There are people inside who will talk to you and will also sing for you. You will not have to go to the chowk (meeting place in small towns and villages.) and ask your friends about things happening around you.
Grandpa: Are you mad! How can someone talk to you from a small box? How will the box know what is happening in our village? Don't waste my time.
Dad v/s Grandpa
Dad: But why not? If we get this instrument, we can talk to you sister who lives all the way in Haridwaar. It will be so nice. Mom can phone and ask her friends what time they have to go to the temple instead of making me run to their house all this time!
Grandpa: What you are talking about is not practical. It’s a joke. How can a person talk to someone who is miles and miles away from here? It’s a scam. Not possible at all. Don't waster your time and my money on such non-sense things.
Me v/s Dad
Dad: Why would I want to use such a big machine to do calculation which I can do easily on my calculator? It does not make any sense! And mom is also happy using paper to save her recipes why buy a computer? Money does not grow on tress, learn to value it!
Me V/s Dad
Me: But dad, I have to have it! I can’t go to college without it. All my friends have one and so I also want one anyhow.
Dad: But why? We have a telephone at home, you can use it when you need to, and I don’t understand why would you and your friends want a phone with you during college?
Me: With a mobile I can even text my friends and tell them what I have to say to them.
Dad: Why would you want to text your friends when you can talk to them? Your generation does not value money. Wait till you have to earn it yourself!
Son v/s me
Subject Samsung Galaxy 750
Mom: That’s what you said when we were buying your mobile last time, you said it works faster than my computer.
Son: Not this time, The Samsung Galaxy Tab 750 is not only the sleekest and fastest, but it’s a breakthrough in all technological aspects. Trust me. From work to entertainment, from social sites to school projects, the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 can handle it all. No more waiting for pages to load and games to start, with the NVIDIA tegra 2 Dual core processor I can instantly load games, project files, images all in an instant!
Mom: But you have a laptop for all these same reasons! What’s the need to buy a tablet?
Son: Ma, once you see this video you will realize what’s so special about this tablet.
- Lighter than your compact powder
- Faster than the fastest Bugatti
- As sturdy as The Rock
- As Reliable as Rahul Dravid
- As stunningly beautiful as Katrina Kaif (Oppss I forgot you like Aiswarya Rai better)
All in all, it’s the best in the world of tablets, and we have to have it too!
Mom you always say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if I have the galaxy tablet, it will keep everything and everyone at the tips of my fingers.
Son v/s me
Subject waiting for a new demand
He is still stuck like glue to his Samsung Galaxy Tablet!
Son v/s me
Unbelievable even after so many new gadgets have been launched, he feels he has an upper hand over his peers with his galaxy tablet.